A = me, AG = Author Guy, BS = ByStander A - "i am a huge fan... but definitely not in the Dolores Claiborne way"
AG - *chuckles* "good because I'm a lot bigger than you and I don't want to have to fight you"
A - "oh, i play ice hockey, i am pretty sure if i need to, i can check you into the boards!"
AG - *chuckles some more*
A - "i project a presence bigger than my size, you know! :)"
BS - "hey Author Guy, i would be afraid of her, her purse is twice the size of your head!"
AG - "yeah, Aristole or someone said 'never anger someone smaller than you with a purse twice the size of your head!"
BS - "well Author Guy, you always did have strong female roles in your books..."
AG - "yeah, i can picture her as a very colorful character in my books, but i'm scared..."
i went to my
favorite author's book signing last night. if you read 1 book this year, make it
Lamb by Christopher Moore. it's funny, witty and almost blasphemous (which makes it so good)
he's known as Author Guy and he's pretty funny in person, i always enjoy his book signings. he finally wrote a sequel to Bloodsucking Fiends, a vampire story call
You Suck, you can read the
first chapter herei always enjoy going to author signings, although some authors are more fun & entertaining than others.
Author Guy is funny, so is
Chuck Palaniuk (famed for Fight Club but he has other great novels as well). i'd love to go to one by
Maeve Binchy, but seeing how she lives in Dublin and every book she's put out in the last 5+ years she's threatened to be her last not sure there's many chances to see her in person....
* Spider... *while driving home tuesday, in the rain and the reflections of the streetlights i realized there was a huge (
nickel-size; which trusts me, seems huge in close proximity from my hands)
spider frolicking on my steering wheel - my car was in motion, i was driving already... besides emitting a small scream (no one else to appreciate a good scream) i looked in the rearview to make sure no car was behind me so i can drive erratically a bit to pull over. i didn't want the spider to fall into the
dark abyss of my car (images of the spider hiding in my purse, coming home with me, crawling on my legs, etc etc...)
in the rain i pulled the car aside, turned on hazards, the inside light, opened the cardoor, hop onto 1 foot to grab my shoe and ended the spider's life and threw him out onto the rainy pavement.
no regrets over the spider murder...