Rant about toe socks

I hate toe socks.

It makes feet look strange but colorful. It's kinda intriguing at first... until the toes start wiggling.

I mean I really hate toe socks.

Makes me think of monkey feet. You could go on an African safari and swear you'd see people hanging upside down on tree branches with their toes of unnatural strength.

No really, toe socks are evil.

My skin crawls at the sight of them. It's like a thousand worms slithering up my back as the colorful toes wiggle happily.

The Devil wears toe socks to keep warm.

and just when I think it can't get any worse, the individual toes reach out and touch me. My body spasm shows my extreme disgust.

Did I mention I hate toe socks?