canadian jokes
ok, let's hear some DECENTLY good Canadian jokes here.
i'm tired of this one:
how Canada got its name: When J. MacDonald and Friends were trying to figure out the name of this great place, someone had a great idea. Let's stick all the letters into a hat and draw 3 of them - That will be the new name of this place.. So they did so.. 1st letter is pulled and the guy shouts - "C" eh!? 2nd letter is pulled and the guy shouts - "N" eh!? 3rd letter is pulled and the guy shouts - "D" eh!?
this one made me chuckle (though i've head variations):
On a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
- The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
- The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
- The American thought - "That fucking Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
- The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again".
posted by Amy @ 2:31 PM
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This isn't a Canadian joke, but about President Dubya, which I thought was great.
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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