Carmen is sooo not sexy!

the late night is when i find my inspiration for creativity...

i finally remembered to bring my Carmen Electra stripe-tease lap-dance aerobics dvd to a coworker. yes, yes it SOUNDS like a great idea - so did solar-powered flashlight. i bought the dvd out of curiosity - i was also in a dvd-workout mood, trying to find inspiration to keep me motivated to burn some calories and get off the couch. this was shortly after i bought and did the billy tae-bo bootcamp workouts for a month which i liked...

in any case, i thought, ok how bad can Carmen be? maybe i can learn a few sexy moves on the dance floor, at worse it's a workout video, at the very worst, i'm sure some guy friends might find just that dvd of Carmen sexy so i'll even donate the dvd in that case...

not only was Carmen not sexy in the dvd, her moves aren't sexy or coordinated when she was TEACHING u, she forgets to tell u the instructions half the time, the other half she mutters something semi-intelligible and flailingly demonstrates some sort of move, the moves she did demonstrate require u to coordinate to the exact song in the background for the chreography. it's an awful, awful dvd, negative workout values, not sexy or fun to watch, nothing to learn from.

i own it and continue to do so, so i don't shatter any guy friend's disillusion about Carmen's sexiness; and so my girl friends don't go out and pay for this worthless dvd. I WILL LEND IT TO YOU, we can take the money u were going to spend on the dvd, and bury it under the tree to disintegrate over the years, and that money would've gone to a better cause than to Carmen.